I know it’s too soon, but I can’t help myself. - Free sushi all across Japan this morning. - Earthquake in the ocean and a nuclear power plant malfunctioning. Godzilla isn’t so ridiculous. Sorry, humor is how I deal with things.
I had a dream that two women were competing with each other for my affection. lolz subconsious, you keep dreaming there, you have quite the imagination.
It’s not a part of my past that I’m proud of, but I never try to hide it. The penguin character from batman is based on me. I used to make like I was a penguin and do crimes.
Ah, Valentine’s Day. You can smell love in the air. Oh wait, nevermind. I farted. False alarm, it was not love in the air.
– Kevin Beard 2011
Why don’t pedometers tell you how close a pedo is to you? That’s seems like it would be more useful to know.
– Kevin Beard 2011
New restaurant of the week was Firebirds Wood Grill. Across the board it was bad. Steak had 0 flavor, salad overdressed and bland, undercooked potatoes. Boo.
In general theists and atheists are equally inflexible in their willingness to accept other potentialities. I think they are both wrong, science and intelligent design don’t preclude each other.
– Kevin Beard 02/2011It’s a boy
A coworker just had a baby today. It got me to thinking about the old tradition of fathers passing out cigars. It seems odd. I just had a baby, let’s celebrate by getting cancer.
